Thank you Average Jane for introducing me to one of my most favoritest sites ever… right now. Favoritest. This is one of my favorite pics.
Why do I love The Fail Blog? Because I am twisted like that. A redeeming quality I posess is the ability to laugh at myself (this site is living, breathing proof). However, where this bent in my personality shines “inappropriate” are at times when my kids need comfort from Mommy… but Mommy is bent in half, laughing at her child’s misfortune. I know, it’s a sickness. But I don’t just laugh at my children’s misfortune, the world is a comedy show. Thus, The Fail Blog is a stage I can view from my laptop. Misery loves company.
To show that I don’t just make fun of others, I am posting some pictures of my own failures. I am unable to fiddle with my pics and add text over the images (I feel a Photoshop class at the local CC coming on)… So, please indulge me and imagine a big ‘ol FAIL slapped across each photo… However, if you click on each photo, you will be transported to my Flickr account, and get to read a host of special notes I have painstakingly added to each photo… just to enhance my shortcomings.
I call this,“Cleanliness is next to godliness” : FAIL
kitchen counter for 2 days - FAIL
(and this is only ONE part of the counter…)
laundry room: FAIL
school readiness: FAIL
bulb replacement: FAIL
pile removal: FAIL
garden: FAIL
banana bread: FAIL
ummm: FAIL
and one more…
The Windmill: FAIL
Wow, unfortuneatly I have a lot of personal pictures I could send to this site.
Windmill? What the hell?
If this injury came from breakdancing, I have one IMPORTANT thing to note: we stopped breakdancing in the 80’s for a reason. My out was a neck injury, and the realization that I didn’t like hip-hop…I liked Depeche Mode, The Cure and The Smiths.
I’ve never looked back. ;-)
I could write a frickin’ book.
Wait, I tried to do that and…failed!
Kerry I just couldn’t love you anymore after a post and pics like that!