One would think that when a woman gives birth to a baby boy, not only should she come home with large gauze undies, witch hazel spray, a bundle of joy, a heart full of content, discharge papers, the Apgar score, after birth pains, and an unrealistically romantic view of mothering… she should also go home with a seamless toilet.
No, not for her. For. Her. Soon. To. Be. Potty. Trained. Little. Boy. The time between the newborn stage and being able to wee wee in the potty goes fast. The hospital doesn’t send papers about that.
Little Boys have been given special parts that make it negotiable whether the pee lands IN or ON or AROUND the toilet. Target practice at it’s finest. What amazes me is is this - why do toilets have so many d*** crevices? Where’s my Wonder Twin?
Wonder Twin Powers ACTIVATE!
SHAPE OF… teeniest, yet most absorbent, most antibacterial q-tip EVER!
FORM OF…. most bendable person EVER!
OR, a seamless toilet. If they can make seamless panties… c’mon!
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