Daily Archive for April 15th, 2008

Astro Butt?

Here is yet another post straight from the trenches of my mind, The Butt Series.

Though there are much more pressing and important matters at hand (Internet - it’s tax day in the USofA… My dear, dear friend left today for her new home much too far from me… Sick kids abound… My site is crashing down all around me and there is nary a fix in site), yet I choose to post about an abstract creation of my mind - The Butt Series.

I choose this because it makes me happy. I like butts. Ooh, that didn’t come out right. Aaanywhoo… I liken it to, let’s say…. a kitten. A kitten and a string… mindless silliness. It makes absolutely no sense… what’s so exciting about a string flopping about? But(t), you see it is not about the string, it is about the simple mind of the kitty. And thus, The Butt Series - it makes absolutely no sense… but this is Kerry here. I have a tendency to snort when I laugh and nowhere on this site will you ever find that I have claimed to possess one iota of sense. Go ahead, search “Jenny = 1 iota of sense”. You didn’t find any, did you? See.

So, Katie asks, does this Astro Van make my butt look big?