Daily Archive for April 29th, 2008

She Is SO Gonna Kill Me.

Happy 20th Anniversary of your 16th Birthday, My dear friend!

***Before I begin, please go visit her… It’s her birthday and she came home to a robbed house today. Plus, I have posted pictures of her from the 80’s and early 90’s… She is really gonna need some love now :)***

I love you, please don’t kill me… Or write me a detention for walking on the grass, like that one time…

I was about 3, and you were much older and mature at 4 when we first met. Did I ever thank you for taking me to Disneyland with you? Weren’t we 5 in this picture? Maybe it was just you. You ARE older than me… And I’m the dufus kid actin’ like a blow fish. You have always been so tolerant.

I call this “Our Cute Period”, blow fish-faced, mouse ears, and all… Continue reading ‘She Is SO Gonna Kill Me.’

Published
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jennyonthespot
on April 29, 2008
in General
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The Dumbest. Question. EVAH.

“Should. You. Say. “Nooooooo” to your Mama?!!”

Come again? How’s a kid supposed to answer that one? Even a 2-year-old sees the problem with that line of questioning.

Talk about setting up your kid for failure. Mom - 0; Kid - 0. The perfect example of a lose-lose situation. And yet another example of my stellar parenting skillz. 

Published
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jennyonthespot
on April 29, 2008
in 365, Guilt, Mutha' Hood, Not So Much and Skillz
. 5 Comments