This post was originally about my lovely 40 minute run along the beach yesterday morning. My iPhone provided the music I needed to rock that run… it also provided a way to take pictures. I was all “pumped up” as my mind swirled with captivating captions. Oh the life I lead… I never thought “caption creation” could be so fulfilling.
However… as any committed blogger knows - any partially created post (no matter how dynamic) can and WILL be bumped for *ahem* breaking news. And as author and administrator of this blog I decided to put that post on hold in order to share another story. Here follows the story of how Martha (that’s my friend) and Kerry (that’s me) ended up in a police car last night… She in the front and I… in the back.
We had no idea such an adventure lay (lie???) before us. We even took pictures before we left - in innocent anticipation of all the funness we would be having… she with her tiara and I with my sceptor…
“Yes, yes”… you say? “But what behavior lead to such a “spot” for Martha and Kerry?!”
I have an idea! Let’s play “Multiple Choice”, shall we?
- We got in a chick-fight at a bar?
- We stole a road bike? Or two?
- She threw Twinkies at people while I yelled “Neener, neener, neener!!!” and poked at their bellies?
- We embezzled millions from a major financial institution???
- We got stranded on the side of the road on a remote Indian reservation due to a flat tire on the road bike I lovingly named “Lollipop“?
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