Daily Archive for September 14th, 2008

Parents of the Year?

One evening recently, Paul and I shared a beer over dinner. Our 9 year old son, Cole, asked when he’d be able to have a beer. That’s easy. I told him, “When you’re 21.” He said, “That’s like in 12 years!”

He’s so good with math.

Because I have a disconnected connector in my “appropriate” box, I continued… “And your first beer is going to be with Mom and Dad! You remember that, you’ll have your first beer with mom and dad.” Oh, can you just feel the trouble coming…

A couple of days later, Cole was alone with his dad and me in the car. We were bantering back and forth… giggling… having a nice time… like buddies at a bar… And out of the blue, my little poke about his first beer reared it’s hoppy, malted head… Cole inquired, 

Is this what it’s going to be like when you guys take me for a beer?

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“Poo-poo” demystified

Me (the Mom): Cole, where are you?

My 3-year-old, Cole: I’m in he-ere.

Me: Oh. Going potty?

Lucy: No going poo-poo.

Me: Do you need me to help you wipe?

Lucy: No. I do it by mysewf.

Lucy: I all done! (giggling) That poo-poo floats! It big like my head.

Lucy: Mama?! Does poo-poo have a birfday?

Me: Does poo-poo have a birthday???

Lucy: Does poo-poo have a birfday, Mama?

Me: No poo-poo does NOT have a birthday, honey.

Lucy to her big-sister, giggling: Wivia! Poo-Poo not have a birfday!”

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