Stop it! You can have the weeds - all 3 acres of ‘em! I have only a select number of potted plants, and those flowers were not lovingly planted and sprinkled with Miracle Gro for you and your belly. I did all that for me and mine-sesses. The flowers are for beautification of my front porch, not for satiation of your appetite, nor for your gestational purposes.
When I walked out my front door this morning - it looked like horticultural massacre! Look what you did to my pretty flowers!!!
Little Deer… I’m here to tell ya, DON’T MESS WITH MAH FLOWERS!!!
Don’t you get all “Bambi-eyed” on me! I’m not falling for it. No more flowers for breakfast!
Do you hear me???
I said… !!! Do. You. HEAR. ME???!!!
Careful my four-legged friends, for if you do not heed my caution - next time I make ground turkey chili (while wearing my Confidence Apron, of course!) - I will make it with VENISON instead.
You have been warned.
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