This is “basically” what I heard from my 9 year-old son All. The. Way. to church this morning. It’s a 20 minute drive… This is only a brief excerpt… because I love you.
Talk chatterchatter talk chatterchatter snot andthen BLAM! KAPOW! SCHPEW!SCHPEW!SCHPEW!!! talk chatterchatter talktalktalk andandand andandthenthenthen talk chatterchatter talk BOOM! BAM! ZOINK!!! SSSSCHOWWWW!!! andthensnot talk chatterchatter talk poop andthenandand green PEWPEWPEW!BOOOOOM!!! fart poop snot andand talk chatterchatter talktalktalk farty fart-fart EWWW! KABLOOEY!!! PLBBBBTTTT!!! talk chatterchatter talktalktalk andthen evil talk chatterchater evil talktalktalk… wasn’t that a funny dream, Mom?
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Sounds so much like my four and seven year old sons. At least I know this kind of thing is common, right? I don’t have to be completely alarmed that my sons talk like this since evidently other boys do too? BG
Oh yes, my sons have said that exact same thing!
At least he wasn’t spewing that in church, right?….Right?!
It’s so great when they can do that on their own and you just have to nod, uh, nod…. :)
LOL That was hilarious!! My oldest used to do that ALL the time. Thank goodness we have a few years yet before our youngest gets to that stage!!
Hmm, my blogroll says you have posted Make Me Laugh Monday but I can’t seem to find it on your site. I was ready to link up this week!
Wow. I am so looking forward to these conversations. Right now all I hear is, blah, blah, blah, David Boreanez said, blah balh balh and then theat song, by Kenny Chesney? What’s the title? Anyway, Chloe said, blah blah blah…
Why won’t they just SHUT UP????
Try listening to that with a child hyped on Mountain Dew Code Red. Not a good time. Nope, not at all.