Daily Archive for November 1st, 2008

WhothinksIhaveeatentoomuchcandy…

DoYOUthinkIhaveeatentoomuchcandy?

Idon’tthinkIhaveeatentoomuchcandy.

ThereisnowaythatIhaveeatentoomuchcandy.

IstheresuchathingasTOOMUCHCANDY?

Whereisthespacebaronthisthing?

Ican’tseethespacebar.Spacebarsareoverrated…

Spacebar?Isthatanewcandy?IsitlikeaMilkyWay?

IfIinventedanewcandyI’dnameit”Spacebar”,

andit’dhaveedibleglitteronitandPopRocks.

Ooh!AnotherButterfinger!Righton!

Imean,whatonearthmakesyouthinkI’vehadtoomuchcandy…

Toomuchcandy…Sacrilege!

Pllllbbbbbbtttt!!!

Whatever.

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