your father dresses up as a Man Fairy:
and your not-young mother dresses up as a Cheerleader (shhhhh, don’t say anything about the “not-young” part!):
What happens when these are the genes you inherited?…
This:
Sweetheart… your mother may never be able to teach you how to boil water, but she HAS taught you the foundational principles of cheer and the highly technical points of 2-person cheer-stunt safety. You know that is way more fun that boiling water… unless you get a wicked craving for Jello, thennnnnn… you’ll wish I had taught you how to boil water.
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