Maybe I’ll give reverse psychology a chance. {{{Que trance music… Commence swinging of pocket watch in pendulum manner…}}}:
Candy Cane Oreos taste like poop. Candy Cane Oreos are of the Devil. The crunch of Candy Cane Oreos are reminiscent of the feeling of biting into a cockroach. Candy Cane Oreos carry the plague. Candy Cane Oreos will render you incontinent. Candy Cane Oreos cause halitosis and extreme lisping. Eating Candy Cane Oreos will usher in the reign of the anti-christ. If you buy a bag of Candy Cane Oreos you will spontaneously combust. Consuming Candy Cane Oreos WILL NOT bring world peace…
I hope that helps, because if it don’t — either I need to plan on eating Candy Cane Oreos whilst running on the treadmill… or I need to go buy new pants with elastic waist bands and lots of milk.
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I have just the phrase: Eating Candy Cane Oreos will ensure pregnancy. I know it doesn’t make sense, but that would do it for me. Ev.Ry.Time.
Candy Can Oreos? Seriously? I have yet to see those around these here parts! I must not look for them. I must not look.
You forgot that they also cause anal seepage. Oh.. I can’t believe I went there. Just trying to help. ANAL SEEPAGE. Helping here, cuz your my friend.
Whoa. Candy Cane Oreos…bad cookies. Bad.
LMAO at the anal seepage. Would it be tinged pink?
Candy cane anal seepage sounds like it would burn…..
I’m not touchin’ the things!